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The esoteric, eccentric, ramblings of an old fellow trapped in a young mans body. Expect cynicism and unseemly outbursts of rage interspersed with the occasional, exceptional, insight...
Looking for something in particular, sir?
- David: ah, did you consider the arctic roll?
- Sam: Unfortunately not, it's often disregarded without good reason.
- David: this is true and has led to the downfall of the said roll in the 21st century, its popularity is now estimated to be lower than hitler's
- Sam: Which explains why the economy is in such dire straits.
- David: basically credit crunch
- Sam: Which is ironic, as the arctic role is a decidedly soft pudding, without any crunch at all.
- David: yes, yes indeed, poor little roll
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